The Rengime of Malachor XII is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Valkyrion the Great with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 9.903 billion Malachorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Healthcare, with Welfare, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Malachoria. The average income tax rate is 27.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Malachor XIIian economy, worth 617 trillion Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,385 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas", and tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread. Crime is totally unknown. Malachor XII's national animal is the Serpent, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Malachorianism.

Malachor XII is ranked 206,825^th in the world and 169^th in Karma for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -4.47 on the Clooney Contribution Index.